My Messes

"You know you are screwed when you care to look at the supplement facts of your 4th bottle of Monster Drink and saw the warning that you shouldn't take more than 3 per day. ~ True Story"

‎"ဘဝ" သည္ "ငါးေၾကာ္" ျဖစ္သည္။

"ဘဝ" သည္ "ငါးေၾကာ္" ျဖစ္ေၾကာင္းကို ပံုႏွင္႕တကြ သက္ေသျပပါ။ (၂မွတ္ခြဲ)"

"ယခုအခါ မိန္းကေလးမ်ားသည္ ဓာတ္ပံုအရိုက္ခံေသာအခါ သူတို႔၏မ်က္ႏွာမ်ားတြင္ "ၿပီတည္တည္" အျပံဳးတစ္ခုကို "ဘတ္"ခနဲ ေကာက္ကပ္ကာ အရိုက္ခံေလ႕ရွိေနၾကၿပီျဖစ္သည္။- T.N"

"Warning! Alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,smarter, faster ,better-looking than most people and irresitible to opposiite sex.You will also think you have mystical Kung Fu powers,resulting in you getting your ass kicked. - True Story"

"I was born as a god, I made myself a king, which means I downgraded to a human being"

"Bang ,Bang , Bangity ,Bang .. I said Bang Bang Bangity Bang Bang ,Bang , Bangity ,Bang .. I said Bang Bang Bangity Bang"

"Money can't buy you happiness . I can baby ;)"

"When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And for a while, I believed, that's the kind of love I had."

I just sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito. 

Now he'll never have any friends

"The awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you are stupid."

"Take away their arms and people will either fight with their bare fists or get themselves new arms with which to fight. Take away Money but people will still live with greed and fight for something. After all, the root of Evil is people themselves. Do your worst and live the best. After all, Life is a battle without honor or humanity."

"Do 'good' if price is low."

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree , it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.-Albert Einstein"

"My ego is writing checks my body can't cash."

"A girl being calm , independent and confident are the sexiest things I can think of."

"Hey, come a step closer hon. Cuz I have never been that close to an angel before."

"အသဲစား ဘီလူးမ အိပ္မက္ထဲထိ လာလာပီး ျဖဲ ျပ ျပဴး ျပ.... နင္ လုပ္ ခ်င္ သ လို လုပ္ ရ ေအာင္ ဒီငနဲ က အ႐ူး လား မထူးပါ ငါ ဘဝ ဒီ ဇတ္ ကို ဆက္ က အုန္း မ လား ငါ မ သိ လိုက္ ေတာ့ အ ႐ူး သာ ျဖစ္ တြား ေနာက္ ဆုံး ေတာ့ ငါ ဟာ အသဲကြဲ အရွုံး သမား"

"ဘာလို. ကၽြန္ေတာ္တို. ေယာက်ာၤးေလးေတြ ရွဴးေပါက္ၿပီးရင္ ဆတ္ခနဲ တုန္သြားတာလဲ....သိတဲ့လူမ်ားေၿဖေပးၾကပါ"

"Use this unique and flexible word more often in your daily conversation; loudly and proudly "FUCK OFF"

Now, why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

"Try this. It really works.
1. Hold your breath for 30 mins.
...................
2. Die."

"Dear Life, when I say "Things can't get worse" it's just a rhetorical question, not a challenge."

"I told Santa that you have been a good girl this year and He died from laughing. So.. No more Christmas. Girl.. you just killed a Santa! Bad girl!"

"တကယ္ေတာ့ ကြၽန္ေတာ္ဟာ သူမ အတြက္ ဝလုံး ကေလး ျဖစ္ဖို႕ၾကိဳးစား ေနေသာ သုည တစ္ေကာင္ ပါ"

"ေၾသာ္ တဏွာနဲ႔ ၾကည့္ရင္ တပ္မက္စရာ မာယာက လွည့္ထားလို႔ မွားသြားေတာ့မွာ ေဟ့ သတိ..သတိ.. ပညာခၽြန္းအုပ္ စိတ္ရိုင္းကို နွင္ သစၥာေရေလာင္း မ်က္လွည့္ဆရာေတြ ေဂ်ာင္းေတာ့.."

"Peter : How did you know that? Hein : God showed me the way. ^_^ Peter : No way! Even God materialize himself in front of you, you still won't believe him. Hein : @_@?"

"Me? I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid."

"People says u r a player. Nice to meet u. I'm the coach :)"

"I love how I smell like you after we hang out."

"Rays, shrinking my soul as they penetrate.Delving deep into my head, Pure Evil concentrate.The memory of your touch I once had- will slowly, surely drive me mad; 

Or...has it already?"

"Beer, Girls and Opportunities dun just pop up on your face. You have to look for it."

Issac: Let's go and have some Corona.

Me : What's that?

Issac: You don't know what is that?? It's a brand of beer.

Me : Well, it never show up in my exam, so yeah.

Issac : Dude, beer,girls and opportunities never show up on your face. You have to look for it."

"I agree there are so many other things that are way more important than Money. Sadly, you can't get any of them without Money."

"ဟိတ္ေကာင္ ဒါ ျမန္မာျပည္ကြ မင္းဘာသာမင္းဘာ ဒီဂရီ ဘာဘြဲ႕ဘဲရထားရထား ဘာပညာကိုမိုးပ်ံေအာင္ပဲတတ္ေနပါေစ… ဂြင္ရယ္… လမ္းေၾကာင္းရယ္… အထာရယ္ သေဘာမေပါက္လို႔ကေတာ့ ဘိန္းမုန္႔ေတာင္ ဖုတ္ေရာင္းလို႔ မရဘူးမွတ္။"

"Sadly, some opportunities led you to no where."

"As we go on the downhill journey, the milestones are gravestones, and on each more and more names are written; unless haply you live beyond man's common age, when friends have dropped off, and, tottering, and feeble, and unpitied, you reach the terminus alone."

"In the beginning, we were all fish.And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby.Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands and had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made Retard frog-sqirrel,had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog which had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you!So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations! "

"Decision Theory - You are selfish and self-interested. Game Theory - So is everyone else.

"With enough money, you can buy things that are not for sale."

"I might not understand the laws of society but I do understand the laws of being a millionaire: EVERYBODY KISSES YOUR ASSES."

"A : Do you know how to fit an Elephant into a fridge? B: You open the fridge. Fit in the elephant and close the fridge. A: I'll tell the right-hand man to do it."

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